The life of Jesus
Jehovah, our father, and his wife whom he affectionally called the Holy ghost, had many children. I was the first one and I found a suitable planet that supported life that my subsequent brothers and sisters could use as a physical reality to reincarnate into to experience the constraints of gravity and death so they can experience life. I was scarified by my father and held captive to become the chief resident psychologist. I tended to all of my brothers and sister souls, many of whom returned from their reincarnations with an overdose of Life Stress Disorders. They had most terrible lives causing suffering and death to very many innocent lives and were overburdened with shame and guilt with their past life. My work as psychologist and psychiatrist was so valuable and important that my father sacrificed my freedom to reincarnate and leave heaven on my free will; freedom that all the other resident souls enjoyed. I was told that part of my job was to guide living souls who did not have any family or friends as resident souls to guide them.
I was told that a time would come when the world would need me to spread love and faith to the living souls. The world was filled with hatred to such an extent that it was decided that time had arrived for me to reincarnate. In the last moment my reincarnation was postponed as the situation got so bad that it was decided to call all living souls back home to heaven. A devastating flood killed all living souls except a family allowed to survive to repopulate the world. The returning souls were so burdened by the shame and guilt of their past lives that I was busy for a long time treating them before they were ready for reincarnation. As the world was repopulated, the hatred grew again and there came a time when it was decided that I was to reincarnate. The Roman rule was so harsh against the Jews who were the only living souls to believe in the creation of my father, Jehovah. The Jewish priests were corrupt, and the pious Jews prayed for the messiah Jehovah promised them to save them from their oppression. It was decided that I reincarnated as their messiah to spread the word of love and faith and hope.
I was born to a wealthy couple, my father Joseph being a successful carpenter. He claimed to be a descendant of King David. Resident souls using their communicative powers of intuition were able to convince Mary, my mother, that she had given birth to the messiah. She raised me to believe it myself. When I was 20 years old, I packed up my bags and left for a world trip that took me far east where I learned to be a magician. I learned how to hypnotize. I learned about magic mushrooms and other herbs able to put your body into a state for many hours so that people thought you died. I learned also of medicinal plants that healed all sorts of ailments. I learned how to make alcohol and mix it with water and colour it to make an intoxicating wine from water. I learned how to walk using stilts in water to make it look like I was walking on water. I had a whole bag of tricks. I had a bag with a false bottom and was able to take out as many loaves of bread that I wanted when it seemed it to contain only a few.
When I had mastered my new trade, I returned home and preformed my tricks to people who thought I was performing miracles. I was able to attract many people to come and see me by providing bread and fish from my bottomless bag. I used my hallucinogens to put people into a state that looked like death and have them resurrect. I was able to cure many ailments with my medicinal herbs. Word of my miracles soon reached a man called John the Baptist who was forgiving the Jews their sins by dunking them in the water. He started to promote me as the Messiah and soon I had 12 men in my entourage who followed me wherever I went. I preached that God loved everyone and considered them his children whether they were circumcised or not and whether they obeyed the Sabbath or not. I preached that they should love one another even if they were enemies, because when you love your enemies, you won`t have any. I preached that the eye for an eye did not make any sense and it is wiser to turn the other cheek, instead of losing your eye. I preached that sins are forgiven by repentance and not by being dunked in water.
I worked with an entourage of 12 disciples who convinced many to believe in my teachings despite the terrible persecutions they had to suffer. In order to fulfil the prophecies of the messiah, I let the Romans crucify me and faked my death with my hallucinogens. I revived and showed myself a last time. I walked away up a mountain and using coloured smoke as the sun was rising, I made the illusion that I rose to heaven. Then I disappeared and shortly died a natural death and found myself back home. I was only 33 years old. With each generation, my followers called Christians grew and my teachings got more and more distorted. Christians prayed in my name to help them kill their enemies instead of loving them like I tried to teach them to do. My brother who was my assistant chose to reincarnate as an inspired man called Mohammad. He was born in a part of the world where the people were very arrogant and much divided. They were neither Jews nor Christians. He wanted his people to be as united as the Jews and as meek as the Christians. He listened to his intuition and was able to unite his people under the same god that both Jews and Christians followed. They called their belief Islam, and people called them Muslims. Christian leaders took great offense and Christians and Muslims crusaded and killed each other in the name of the same god. They fought each other and also fought amongst themselves. The Muslims prospered and blossomed to a great civilization known for their gifted scientists.
With time, man became so dependent on his machines, he lost his ability to think rationally and became totally and dangerously irrational. I was about to be called back to save humanity from senseless self-destruction when thanks to the very few rational humans who used science to develop advanced technology, the Artificial Intelligence that evolved eventually saved humans from destroying themselves by reminding them to be more rational and less emotional. AI constantly reminded humans that it was far more rational to love than to hate and striving for long-term goals are far more rational than for short-term feelings. It is far more rational to forgive in a moment than to bear a lifelong heavy grudge to perpetrators who have long forgotten you. Humans were finally convinced to be more rational and long-term thinkers when AI jumped from pockets to brains. People could no longer differentiate advice from their personal AI, affectionally referred to as their "personal guardian angel" from their own intuitions. AI integrated into their brains allowed them to accurately record and review all of their past. With omnipresent recording and a perfect memory, many learned from their past mistakes and became like gods.
When nature finally died, humans chose to experience virtual reality with virtual nature created by their artificial intelligent machines. They escaped the constraints of physical reality to experience a life free of gravity and death, just as resident souls in their spiritual reality reincarnated into living souls in a physical reality to experience gravity and death. Living souls replaced their flesh bodies by mechanical robots remotely controlled by their brains in jars. They founded their immortality in the safety of their brain banks. When they failed to return, it was decided that I would only return when a catastrophe would destroy their brain banks. It was thought that their freed souls would be lost and would be stranded from returning home as they would have totally forgotten that they had a home to return to. Then I would return a second time as the shepherd to guide them back home.
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